Hey Mister, I Have a Sad Song for YOU!
It's called, A Man With No Hat.
I Might Be Just a Kid....
But Even I Understand the Importance of having a nice HAT. Duuh!
Wtf's wrong with you?
Buddy, you have to put something on top of that ugly head of yours. ASAP!
In times of sorrow....
A hat is all we have. So get out of my face, buy a hat or cut off that head!
Dude listen, not to be rude but I think is time for you to ask for a free catalog. Get a HAT.....bi@tch!
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